If you're asking whether I'm ready to have this baby, the answer is yes. Particularly now. Three months ago? Not so much.
Besides, laboring women don't pop out their babies. Even a lightning fast c-section requires some serious preparation and equipment. My stomach might be big, but there's a baby, fluid and a whole lot of gunky stuff in there. I don't want it to pop. Unless, of course, that means my stomach would instantly deflate.
There are dozens of annoying questions people ask us when we're pregnant or pushing around a new baby.
"Is the nursery set up?" No.
"Does Z know what's going on?" Yes.
"Is she sleeping through the night?" What matters is whether I'm sleeping through the night. "Don't you just love being a mommy?" If I didn't, do you think I'd tell you?
It's enough to make you wish you could just hand them this.
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