You know you're in a recession when the top 40 radio commercials aren't for nightclubs, plastic surgery, cars and vacations. Instead, I heard the following during my workout at the gym.
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Ladies, free yourselves financially...stop depending on a man to pay the bills. Make more cash than you've ever imagined as a dancer. Just call 1-800-XXX-XXXX to find out more. Absolutely no nudity required.
Buy a brand new three bedroom home for less than you're paying in rent. You can purchase a home in foreclosure for as little as $XX,000 -- that's just $100 a month!
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