I need to describe a particular condition. You see, Baby A usually falls asleep with a paci in her mouth. At some point during the night (or nap), she spits out her pacifier. And by the time we go into her room to fetch her from her crib, the paci is in her ear.
So what shall I call this oral invasion of her aural space? A rubber willy? Paciphone? Bluetooth binkie?
