Everyone's talking about how moms own the social networks, but you know social media's made the mainstream when Grandma is LinkedIn and using Facebook to school a bagel company on how to maintain a modicum of Jewish cred.
Time for Mom to move to Oak Park, where she'll be 2 blocks from a Bruegger's egg or everything bagel and 1 1/2 miles from the super-authentic options at The Onion Roll.