Josh sent emailed me this from his phone today after picking up Z from school. Made my afternoon.
A: I know what private school is! It's a school where you're not allowed to show your privates.
Z: No, that's not what a private school is. A private school is a school you have to sign up for where they give you a code to open the door.
Incidentally, A claims she forgot to put on underwear this morning.