I won't blubber about BlogHer

Not only are a few of my fellow mommybloggers are headed cross-country from D.C. to San Francisco for BlogHer, I'm getting daily--nay, hourly--reminders of all of the cool parties and great swag I'll be missing out on this weekend. But don't cry for me... Instead of filling my suitcase with freebies, getting a makeover at Saks and partying at Guy Kawasaki's house, I'll be checking out the Pitchfork Festival, attending my neighbor's 40th birthday party (complete with live music) and having a retro cookout with our Chavurah.