Last night, I kissed Josh in front of Z.Z: "Kiss me, Daddy!" Josh kisses her on the cheek.
Z: "No, on the lips!"
Josh: "Uh, no."
Me: "Daddy kisses me on the lips because we're married, honey."
Z: "Guess who I'm going to marry when I grow up?"
Me: "Who?"
Z: "Daddy!"
Me: "But I'm already married to Daddy."
Z: "Yeah, but when I'm old enough to marry Daddy, you'll be dead!"
This last line was delivered a little too gleefully, if you ask me.
