Saturday, May 03, 2008

Decontaminating the diaper bag

Items I have found in the diaper bag on Saturday mornings, when it's transferred from my husband's care to mine:
A black banana peel with 1 inch of mushy banana still in it
Half a baby bottle of curdled milk
A half-eaten cheese stick covered in lint and miscellaneous crumbs
Loose Cheerios
A stale graham cracker
A crusty, food-splattered bib
A crusty, barfed on burp cloth

At least I know he's feeding the kids!