My cousins Mike and Dave are now officially married. ABC News has been filming them for the past few days in San Francisco and barring any major news events, they should be on the evening news as well as Nightline tonight.
And before my aunt writes in to criticize this post's title, it should be noted that while once upon a time my cousin could wash down an entire pizza with a 2 liter of Coke, he is now quite svelte.
UPDATE! Here's the ABC News segment.